Friday, July 31, 2015

How To Trade Stocks like a China Farmer

Why even bother working when Chinese farmers can make 4000% in 5 years trading stocks?

Step 1: Invest with your life savings. Emergency fund? Fuck that shit
Step 2: Invest with your relatives and friends money. A good person helps others make more money
Step 3: Don't learn anything new - skills picked up from farming are directly applicable to the stock market
Step 4: Place it all into 1 stock. Only stupid people who pick losers need to "diversify"
Step 5: Leverage that bitch up. When you know you're right, you're right!

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